Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon for my Oktoberfest sausage?

While traditionally, it's the celebratory event for Bavarian culture in Munich Germany, Oktoberfest in Kitchener marks the annual 19th birthday for every townie (and tourist). By this I am referring to the sole excuse to get completely ruined by suspiciously carbonated beer in fully lit auditoriums, while enduring polka music at obscene decibels. Where do I sign up?

Ah yes, one more thing, you can’t have Oktoberfest without flare. It’s as if every piece makes you that much more of a legit lederhosen-loving enthusiast.

So, I’ve concluded that being involuntarily immersed by this event every fall season, deludes your sense of judgment (and no, its not just my beer goggles at work). When I saw this picture of whowhatwear.com’s fashion muse of the month, I couldn’t help but wonder, “is it just me, or do those look like german sausages strewn about her snowy-white sweater?” Throw some sauerkraut on that b...