re: “dad jeans” (beeper, leather cell phone case and a bluetooth earpiece not included)

The iPad, a new toy for technologically savvy folks and those who experience a near-orgasmic frenzy of physical and emotional enjoyment from unnecessary little gadgets. Well for some fashion bloggers, it’s an open door to critique ill-fitted denim.

This may just be the first and only time I will read the words “Steve Jobs" and "Manorexic” in the same sentence. Unless of course Jobs is getting his fashion pointers from Kate Moss or that one Olsen twin...